Me Really Wanted To Help.. But.. You Don’t Want!

Posted by lunnatic on October 4, 2007

Few days ago

Colleague who doesn’t care if can help:
*types* We are unable to accede yada yada.. but will not address yada yada.. if your client yada yada… *faxed*

Today

Me who really wants to help:
*hint and nudge* You can apply for concurrent blah… just try lar.. no harm..

You who don’t want my help:
*surprised* Really? Can ah? Hmm.. *deep thoughts*

Later

You who don’t want my help:
Sir, yada yada yada.. apply for concurrent.. yada yada..

Sir who doesn’t need to help:
Me, any submissions?

Me who really wants to help:
*thoughts* Sir, our lala.. but yaya.. so blahblah.. no objection to yada..
*verbal* Sir, our laaa…

You who don’t want my help:
*frantic whispers* You all promise you won’t address! We agreed! yada yada…

Me who really wants to help:
*thoughts* WHAT THE HECK?
*verbal* Oh, sorry, Sir, no submissions.

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